My Perfect Child

HEAVEN — "The cutest baby in the whole world was created by my lovely wife and I." — Dave Ralph

Story Of My Life

LAKEWOOD — "I'm going to be a father as I have stated before on this page. The fact is I am going to have a girl. That is much, much scarier. Not because of the usual money thoughts or wondering if I am going to raise this kid properly but because I know about men. …