So What Next…

I'm trying to figure out what I can do to not do anything and make money to provide for my kiddo. I've made nonsense on the Internet and made good money. Good money if I was still in college, not good money as a family man. I thought I could make videos on YouTube but …

…It’s A Collection

I’ve already saved my VHS tapes from their glory days but I’ve had them boxed away since I bought my house and moved three years ago. I’ve grab a few here and there from the box to showcase but mostly my only display has been Nintendo cartridges. I’ve been selling off some of my games …

Girls Of The 90s; Stand Up

No Alternative Girls is a 1994 short film by Tamra Davis — director of music videos for ridiculously cool groups like Sonic Youth, The Bangles, Veruca Salt, and the Beastie Boys (she’s married to Mike D). Interestingly, Tamra has also directed Crossroads and Billy Madison, but that’s neither here nor there. In this nearly six-minute short, Tamra aims her …

Sugar High: gotta have it, really need it to get by

MEMORY LANE — "On Wednesday I turned the frightful age of 33. I believe I now have an upper hand in beating out Jesus in at least one category. For my birthday I went to my favorite childhood restaurant (Gene's Place) with my parents, wife, and daughter. I then proceeded to get drunk with my friends …

God, Jokes, & The Environment

TRUTH IN JOKES — "Animator John Roney animated this segment from 'Louis C.K. Live at the Beacon Theatre', in which he imagines that God would be totally disgusted by how humans have treated the environment. Some NSFW language, which is as funny coming from a deity as it is from Louis C.K." Watch It

Print This Out For Your Spouse

BACONTOWNSHIP — "A 105-year-old Texas woman who worked a life of physical labor and mothered seven children revealed the secret to her longevity: bacon. 'I love bacon, I eat it everyday,' Pearl Cantrell told NBC affiliate KRBC when asked the secret to living so long. "I don't feel as old as I am, that's all I can say," Cantrell added. …

Jim Crow Please Sit Down

BACKWARDS — "A group of high school students in Wilcox County High School, GA., are taking a stand against their school's practice of holding racially-segregated proms by organizing the first-ever integrated prom in the school's history. Stephanie Sinnot, Mareshia Rucker, Quanesha Wallace, and Keela Bloodworth are lifelong friends, who say they do everything together. Stephanie and …

The King Of Rock And Roll

REIGN OVER ME — "Pete Townshend has issued an apology after he swore at a 7-year-old girl during his performance of 'Quadrophenia' in Hamilton, Ontario on Feb. 19. Video footage from the concert shows just how unimpressed the 67-year-old musician was when the young fan held up a sign that read, 'Smash Your Guitar, Pete!' The former The Who …

Beat ‘Em, Don’t Join ‘Em

NUTCASES — "When about six members of the Westboro Baptist Church showed up outside a California high school to hold an anti-gay protest, a crowd of several hundred students and local residents gathered nearby to rally for equality in the face of hatred. On Monday, outside Santa Monica High School on Pico Boulevard in Santa Monica, Calif., Westboro Baptist …

The King Weird-o

MENTAL STATE — "Usually when one buys clothes second-hand at shops like Goodwill, one just wonders whether it's been laundered properly. But Pat Robertson brought an entirely new worry to the fore on Monday's episode of his '700 Club' program. Responding to an email sent in by a viewer, the elderly televangelist said that, while not …