Sir Mark Mothersbaugh

-I met Mark Mothersbaugh one day while working at the great Big Fun Toy Store in Cleveland, Oh. He was friends with the owner and wanted to catch up. I was bored and wanted a strange autograph. This man has written some wonderful works of art through his bands like DEVO but also with theme …

I Hate Mario64, Sorry

"The outside of Peach’s Castle was 3D gaming’s gentle introductory playground. It seems oddly sparse today: just a cluster of trees and a lake devoid of traditional game-like challenge. But that’s the point. Nintendo built Mario 64 on a foundation of technological breakthrough with its sprawling 3D worlds, but nothing but pure design and animation brilliance …

Super Nintendo

Some of the current DoNotWearShoes SNES Collection.


There is the Video Clip of the world record for fastest beat of Super Mario Bros. That is until I beat it...or you do.

Taking On The World

I love Super Mario Brothers. It's my favorite video game of all time. I've played it well past my days of childhood effort and three liters of grocery store soda pop. One evening in my early twenties an old NES was hooked up on a tiny tv in a house I was hanging out at. …

The 1st Mario Is The Greatest Video Game Of All Time

According to the instruction guide included with Super Mario Bros., the koopas turned the inhabitants of the mushroom kingdom into blocks when they invaded, meaning Mario is contributing to the death of thousands in the game. So Many More Things

Swing Your Hips From Side To Side

It’s a well-established fact that the Mario Brothers are from Brooklyn. And of course they are, because where else would two noble, resourceful Italian plumbers be from? In their travels through the Mushroom Kingdom in the Super Mario Bros. Super Show, only once did the plumbers’ home borough face any blowback from the Kingdom’s tyrannical would-be ruler, …