A Jerk’s Leap of Faith

Steve Martin is the funniest man alive. -Side Note: George Carlin is the funniest man ever and Howard Stern is right behind Martin.

“Old Enough To Know Better, Young Enough To Pretend”

I’m sitting down in my lazyboy recliner with a three year old toddler just starting her afternoon nap on the couch. I’ve cleaned the house, done the dishes, vacuumed the upstairs, cleaned up the obnoxious amount of toys my daughter has, and finished a load of laundry. Also, hands and knees washed the floors from …

Jesus Christ Is Not The Answer

MEMORY LN — "When I was a young kid I believed in Jesus Christ and God and all that stuff. I went to a Methodist church every week and loved it. My memories of Sunday morning was great, except the part about waking up early. Each Sunday I would be forced awake numerous times and told …