Once Battle Baton Spartan gets his Laser Armor on and powers on his Stun Baton he is ready to take on the clean streets of San Angelos with his Morality Box.
When Kick-Fighting Spartan isn't kicking Simon Phoenix he can use any of his murderous weapons like an Assault Shotgun, Executioner Ax, Automatic Machine Gun, Stealth Pistol with Silencer, and a Laser Knife.
It's never over Johnny, ever!
You've seen this right? Right? The cake scene. You should watch this.
This is a movie you turn on because it's going to be awful and then nope, it's great. This movie was fun and it's on
I love this movie so much. Everything about it; from making fun of itself to the simple idea of entering a movie. Outside of the thought of time travel, there is no better daydream than walking through the screen.