Dennis the Menace: Dinosaur Hunter

When I was a kid I didn’t really have friends so I retreated to my basement for most hours of the day. If it was the summer I wouldn’t leave the basement besides to eat or use the bathroom. I had a tv, vcr, nintendo and my dog Toby. Here we watched countless movies and acted them out. We would rewrite scenes and create them. (one of Toby’s favorite characters was Snarf from Thundercats) But that’s not the point. The point of this post is to discuss Dennis the Menace Dinosaur Hunter.

A Jerk’s Leap of Faith

Steve Martin is the funniest man alive. -Side Note: George Carlin is the funniest man ever and Howard Stern is right behind Martin.

A Quarantined Birthday

That’s an insane number.
 There’s no more 30 is the new 20. There is just 40 then 50. I guess suicide is an option but I’m much too young for that.

What Does It All Mean!

I can’t get comfortable when I want to write. It’s as if I’m blocked. Blocked isn’t something I believe in. My dumb brain is always moving, dreaming, thinking, creating nonsense but nothing is coming out on paper. I keep telling myself to review the ten thousand hours of television I watch a day but instead …

EXCELLENT!

Today’s going to be a triumphant day.

It’s Going To Be Non-Henious

I was born in 1980 and raised through the perfect era of the 90s. During that time I fell in love with a movie anyone who has turned it on has also found appreciation for; Bill & Ted. On August 21st, 2020 Bill & Ted 3 was set to be released, this is my 40th …

Run…for Fun?!

I’ve been planning to start jogging recently to lose some of my quarantine weight and this popped up, since it’s always nice to have a goal I figure I’d sign up.

Dead Tech at its Finest

Once I started going at the movies I kept it to my favorite titles from my favorite time period but it expanded to being too loose on the titles. Like I own Apocalypse Now on laserdisc because it was a dollar, I should have passed, I’ve never even seen that movie.

R.O.A.R. Tour & Endfest of ‘97

-This was where I helped Iggy Pop crowd surf through the pit and watched Jimbo Wallace ride his bass during Rev. Horton Heat’s set.-

What’s In A Name; Intention

I’ve sold buttons online for a long time now. I picked up a 1” machine one day and set off to make custom buttons for my friend’s bands and people’s random needs. Plus a few weirdo fanboy ones to sell on eBay. I also sell off vintage toys and movies from either my travels as …