LAKEWOOD — “I’m going to be a father as I have stated before on this page. The fact is I am going to have a girl. That is much, much scarier. Not because of the usual money thoughts or wondering if I am going to raise this kid properly but because I know about men. I don’t want to bring a beautiful little baby girl into that mess of hormones. UGH! Middle school is gonna be the pits.
So I guess what I am saying is go buy something so I can make the money needed for a shotgun in 13 years.”